interpreting Txt can b confusing

so i just got text-messaging on my phone. i know, welcome to this century... thanks!

anyway, my first cellphone had texting but it was one of those brick phones and i would keep it in my back pocket, it would become unlocked and text the 1st person in the contact list. repeatedly. with nothing in the message. this was a daily occurence, i tried shuffling my contact list and short of keeping my phone in a different place, i cancelled the service. 4 years later, i am realizing that i am out of the texting loop and text interpretation isnt nearly as simple as i thought it was... case in point: i went to pick my buddy up at his house to go play cards. i was dropping off some dvds that i had borrowed, so i went inside rather than honking the horn, said hello to the dogs and talked to his wife for a bit. (shes also a buddy and 1 im not worried about offending) my buddy and i get in the truck, head down the road and then i have the following text exchange with my buddy's wife...

i receive: wah! (making fun term for when someone is whining)
i reply: get f-ed (a rude retort) figured that was the end of it and then,

i received: what time you coming over?

i found this text very strange, especially since i just seen her and was driving away from their house with my buddy. maybe she had sent this before i got to their house and there was a delay from the server or something...

so i replied: huh?

turns out it was just a perfect setup for lots of different jokes and i was oblivious. i have never been good at picking up on hints, need to have some things laid out in blunt detail and now its even worse... i am Way behind the times and have yet to figure out the sarcasm that the text message holds. i was still waiting on a clarifying text for the next 5 minutes until my buddy pointed out what was going on...

cant believe i let this 1 get by me.

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