the Guy with Lots of Bad Shirts

i see him everyday. his shirts get worse and worse... now i have owned some bad shirts in the past and still have a Party Shirt that i love to wear (2tone silky blue with orange tropical flowers so i understand the fascination with them but this is my Party Shirt and not one of my workshirts) the ridiculous thing is that this guy must have a closet full of these things and no one to tell him how awful they are. its either that or she must lie to him daily, sending him out into the world, saying "no honey, you look great!" all of my jobs, both past and present, have had business-casual atmospheres but never before have I seen a garment-style so blatantly exploited. i want to take pictures to show you all how obnoxiously terrible they are but that might be a little too much. so here is my description of the shirt that made me conscious of the reality that is this guys daily wardrobe choice. its a silky shirt whose base color is black. the secondary color is bright orange and finally, the tertiary color is white. these colors are arranged in a horizontal 12stripe flame pattern. it is collared and short-sleeved. to this day, I have counted 14 different shirts and have yet to see this one back in the rotation… this guy must have caught a Casual Friday state of mind and never looked back. the McKenzie Bros. have less gratuitous non-sensory associated with them than his workday garb. alas, this guy has fallen into that common trap: if 1 is good, more must be better... not so much, and definitely not in this case!

you hosers have a good day, eh...


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