an Invitation to an Open Tryout

let it be known that im holding an open tryout...

Entrants must have own skates, helmet, pads and have Zero concern for Self-Preservation...
im looking for only the Strongest, the Fastest and the Best here... so the Weakest, Slowest and Not-Best need not apply!
what is the Prize for this Amazing opportunity you may be wondering? well, there is no Prize. but let me be clear: there is more Glory at stake than eating Steak, more Grandeur than you can be Delusional about and a chance to have more Pride than a Dwarf among Midgets... in a contest more Ridiculous than a grown man with a Mohawk!

and I give you Crashed Ice

Tryouts start promptly at Midnight on the steepest hill in your town...

~Life is Short, Get into it~