2 very good Friends, that are my Coworkers...

were in the kitchen this morning when i went to toast my freshly-procured bagel. these women are very good friends, they eat breakfast, lunch and snacks together everyday, they chat all throughout the day and frequently travel overseas together. as i reach them, i greet them with "good morning." the very italian one turns and says "this one is complaining about me, can you believe this?" i give her a sympathetic look as if i knew what she is talking about, nod and jokingly say "why yes, everybody complains about you" the italian one looks at me stunned, then looks at her friend and the both of them break into hysterics. when the italian one, who is uncontrollably laughing, composes herself enough to speak, she says "oh, i thought you were serious... im glad you are so sharp in the mornings" ha, me too! some mornings...

~life is short, joke around a-lot~

postscript: new Poll at bottom was formulated regarding gaf and dilligaf (whose meaning is below for those that dont know but isnt very family-friendly, so please, use discretion if you press play to watch the youtube movie)